Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Out of the Mouths of Librarians

Let's face it, we say some entertaining things. We, of course, being librarians. There is something deliciously hilarious about servicing the masses. Perhaps the hilarity comes from what servicing the masses does to our brains. Either way, we are pretty funny sometimes. That is why I am going to start cataloging the quotable quotes (to the people who make those fun mugs and notebooks, I mean no copyright infringement in saying those two words together).

Darcy: I mean...I'll drink anything.

Darcy: "I hate when people use "I" instead of "Me" because they think it's correct. Me hates that."

Jamie: I don't know that I LOVE Sawyer, but I definitely like him better than Jack. Jack is stupid.
Katelyn: You know I don't know who any of these people are, right?
Jamie: I don't care, Katelyn.

Jamie: I just dropped a bagel...
Mary: Well, do you want it?

Mary: He's pretty snarky... you know, for a pigeon.

Jamie:Why is AT&T mad at you?
Sadie: Because I filed a complaint with the FCC. The rural broadband initiative website that the government created told me to


Now, I don't have a direct quote from Mindy, but that is not because of any lack of humor. She just isn't here right now and I don't have anything she has said written down. Mindy is very hilarious, though...especially when Nathan Fillion is involved.